YO MAMA JOKES...

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• Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
• Yo' mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it didn't come back!
• Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.
• Yo Mama is so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off.
• Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch
• Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed!
• Yo' Mama's so stupid, she tried to blow out a lightbulb
• Yo Mama's teeth are so big, if she sneezes she'll stab herself in the chest
• Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her
• Yo mama is so dumb that she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants
• Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died
• Yo Mama is so stupid, she thinks Limp Bizkit is a medical condition
• Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number
• Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
• Yo mama is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs
• Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
• Yo' mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing "We Are Family!"
• Yo mama's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip... at the Radio station
• Yo mama's so old that, when she breast-feeds, powdered milk comes out!
• Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention
• Yo mama is so fat, she put on a yellow raincoat and all the kids yelled, “here comes the school bus.