- Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
- Yo' mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it didn't come back!
- Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.
- Yo Mama is so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off.
- Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch
- Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed!
- Yo' Mama's so stupid, she tried to blow out a lightbulb
- Yo Mama's teeth are so big, if she sneezes she'll stab herself in the chest
- Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her
- Yo mama is so dumb that she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants
- Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died
- Yo Mama is so stupid, she thinks Limp Bizkit is a medical condition
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number
- Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
- Yo mama is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs
- Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
- Yo' mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing "We Are Family!"
- Yo mama's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip... at the Radio station
- Yo mama's so old that, when she breast-feeds, powdered milk comes out!
- Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention
- Yo mama is so fat, she put on a yellow raincoat and all the kids yelled, “here comes the school bus.
Saturday, July 29, 2006
YO MAMA JOKES...
Hiks..jangan mara naa...bukan nak kutuk sesapa..cuma lawak giler..lawak Yo Mama nih..so saja kekongsi..leyy..hiks..Owh..kalau nak tgk lagi..masuk jer clublaugh.com..hiks...hanjeng tau dorunk nih..they even have a name for this kind of jokes..'Yo Mama Jokes'..Owh..yg kaler merah tuh..yg paling lawak la bagi aku...