Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Coldplay-Life In Technicolour (Crazy puppet show)



T´s a wild wind blowing,
Down the corner of my street
Every night there the
headlights are glowing

there´s a cold war coming,
On the readio I heard
Baby it´s a violent world

Oh love don´t let me go
Won't you take me where the
streetlights glow
I could hear it coming
I could hear the sirens sound
[ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/17sH ]
Now my feet won't touch the ground

Time came a-creepin'
Oh and time's a loaded gun
Every road is a ray of light
It goes o-o-on
Time only can lead you on
Still it´s such a beautiful night

Oh love don´t let me go
Won't you take me where the
streetlights glow
I could hear it coming
Like a serenade of sound
Now my feet won't touch the ground

Gravity release me,
And don´t ever hold me down
Now my feet won't touch the ground.

Mula2 aku tgk cam bosan je...last2..makin menarik..makin menarik..i was like .."wow..wow..WOW..WOW..haha"..cool giler..lagu pun sedap..paling takleh blah...tiba2 helikopter dtg jemput..haha..kalau ada puppet show mcm tu...harus berdentum toke puppet tu punya teket..hehe..suke gak lagu die..lagu coldplay mmg sedap2..

Monday, January 12, 2009

My Very Own First Video.....er..and second..



FUZZ mengumpat..




BIMBO flips his hair..die dah lupe rambut dier tak panjang panjang sebelum ni..LOL...yeah..sebelum ni ramput die panjang...did i mention kejungz?...aha..rebonding alert...:P

Thursday, November 13, 2008

BWS!!

Ya Hampun...dah lama giler aku tak ketawa bagai nak rak mcm tadi...tk pernah2 aku ketawa berair mata..sampai mengalir ke pipi...Aku terus jatuh cinta ngan blog yang satu ni..jarang2 aku puji tuan blog dan blog2nye sekali...pernah tak aku insist korunk masuk blog2 tertentu atas sebab2 tertentu..kalau yer..takpelah..abaikan...sebab aku pun tak ingat...tapi blog yang satu ni...aku rekemen sangat2 korunk ke situ...sebab he's funny..he's sarcastic...and he's funny...and sarcastic...dier mengingatkan aku pada CHANDLER BING..haha..aku suke CHANDLER BING..not just he's cute in his own way..He's funny in his own way 2...Kepada KAHUNA...KEEP BLOGGING BRO!..Pada sapa2 yang sudi masuk...sila klik..

Monday, March 10, 2008

Ratu Penampar Vs Ratu Kepok

Hik..maafkan pakcik..kalau entry ini menyinggung sesapa...kalau tak maafkanpun..macam la pakcik kisah...*matila~..

Anyway...sedang meriah layan member2 merapu kat IRC ni.. Ratu Kepok buzz aku..Ratu Kepok ni gile glam sikit..eh..gila glam banyak pun takpe...sebab selalu tanya..bile cerita die nak kuar dlm blog...

"Apa jasa ko nok..feeling2 nk kuar blog aku je"...

Sekali sekala aku bagi statement kan..hik..

Anyway...TADI!..yup..TADI! yer..fresh punya story sundal..ekceli aku ni bukan kaki bergossip..tapi dah kuasa aku ni..kuasa "pendengar yang baik"..*matila HEROES..lol..so banyak ajer la adik2 kdg2 kakak2..story mory kat YM aku...Kelas tak aku SR?..lalalallaa..

Ratu Kepok berkompang..

"Uols...i ada update panass utk uols..yang akan sensasi kan blog uols.."

Bukan blog aku dosi sensasi already ka?..*matila bragging rite..ops..

"Dengar citer..Ratu Penampar nak bantai mak..sebab bende2 yg mak tulis kat chatbox si Goddess.."..Ratu Kepok pun bercerita la...yang dier dapat tau bende ni dr sumber2 yg boleh dipercayai..*pusat sumber ke?...sumber2 yang boleh dipercayai tu pulak...2 org kawan si Ratu Penampar..Kite nak panggil apa ye 2 ekor lahanat yg suke tgk org bergado ni?...Pembawak Obor la noh...Ratu Kepok mengadu..dier dgr citer ni dr minggu lepas lagi..dier tak la CUAK mcm yg AKU KATA..ops..tapi dier amik langkah berjaga-jaga la jugak kan...

CUAK LA TU NONOK!..ops...

Ratu Kepok cerits.."SEMUA SCANDAL mak..mak tak kasi turun..(Tapi sempat "BERDOA" utk jantan nan satu ni kan)..Tapi mak suruh bala tentera mak turun"..katanya...until la one nite dlm club...mana lagi kalau bukan LQ kan..si Ratu Kepok bertembung ngan Ratu Penampar...

Jeng jeng jeng...

"HEY!" (versi GIGIRINAS)

"Kau ni Kenapa?!" (Versi Ratu Kepok)

Hahaha..ekceli 2 versi ni..satu dpt dr Gigirinas..satu lagi si Ratu Kepok ni..bezanye..ayat Ratu Penampar tu je..yang lain sumer sama...

Lepas jer Ratu Penampar sound Ratu Kepok mcm tu..tgh2 orang ramai..SAMBIL PEGANG COKE 2 GELAS..*motif? nak mention? tataw..haha...takut coke terbang la kan jawabnya...eh anyway..lepas ditegur..Ratu Kepok..dgn selamba bodo jer..terus catwalk away...buat muka tk bersalah ignore Ratu Penampar begitu sajork...

Aku speku...Ratu Kepok kecut tetek dgn teguran kepit tapi nyaring bergema dr Ratu Penampar..

Tapi rupa2nya....

Ratu Kepok sexplain.."Petang tu..mak treatment mahkota wanita mak..(harghhtuihh)..dah kepok2 la rambut mak malam tu..tiba2 time mak jumpa die..mak tgk dier tgh pegang 2 gelas coke..mak risau je dier tuang atas kepala mak..mak tak kisah disimbah..tapi rambut mak tu.."

sambil bagi 3 icon smiley gelak guling2...


Aku bajet..imej di atas mesti imaginasi Ratu Penampar..lol..meriah kan? kalau kat La Queen ada pesta coke mcm ni...*nangius..

Aiyohh..aku kata.."Alasan meletuppp...protect rambut laaa"...

Ratu Kepok menambah.."Nyah..mak masuk La Queen..leher mak menegak jer tau..taknak rambut mak rosak tau.."

Nangius....

So gitula kisah mcm mana si Ratu Kepok mendapat nama Kepok itu...rambut die lbih berkepok dr gigi dier ok...*matila klue..

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Just For Fun..hik

Aku usha blog IRFAN ari tu...aku tertarik ngan salah satu entry berbentuk SURVEY..(Katanya) dlm blog si IRFAN ni..mcm best...so aku pun nak wat jugak lah..hik..apa2 pun..aku paste rules dier dulu k..

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next
button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN
NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!!!

---- GUNA MUSIC PLAYER HENFON ----

HAHA..yg bawah sekali tu mmg MACAM SIYALL sikit la kan..sebab dier kata pakai handphone..sila baca entry 3 patah kata aku di bawah yer..

Bikin panas da...aku pakai laptop sudah..tapi....dlm ni sumer lagu club jer..mcm tk best lak rasa..lagu melayu 2 3 kerat je...tapi tk kisah la..

Anyway..here it goes..

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
...Say Cheese-KC
---Haiyo..ok sgt la tu kot..haha

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
...Against All Odd-Westlife ft Mariah Carey
---LOL...sukelah

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
...Soldier-Destiny's Child
---LOLL..well the good thing just keep coming dont they..:P

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
...I Love Rock N Roll-Britney Spears
---Always do...tapi tk kene soklan..cit

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
...Dealova-Once
---Jiwangnye...:P

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
...Clumsy-Fergie
---Keji

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
...Break Another-Blake Lewis
---Dont like the sound of it..:P

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
...Whatever You Like-Nicole Scherzinger
---Haha..yeah..matila pak turut..

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
...This Is Why I'm Hot-Che'nelle
---Omg..This is soooooo NOT TRUE

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
...It's Going Down-X-cutioners ft Mike Shinoda
---What is Bestie?..:P

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
...Mengenangmu-Kerispatih
---Mengenang org yg kiter suker...no further comment

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
...Spoiled-Joss Stone
---Hmm..

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
...I Believe-Yolanda Adam
---Believe in what?...

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
...Ketahuan-Mata
---Kantoi curang..haha

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
...Shake Your Pom Pom-Missy Elliot
---KEJILA

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
...Seberapa Pantas-Sheila On 7
---Kalaulah ada podium..LOL

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
...Underneath Your Clothes-Shakira
---Guilty Pleasure..ops

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
...Teach Me How To Dance-Che'nelle
---Hell no..i love sum1 who can teach me how 2 dance k..

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
...Buat Aku Tersenyum-Sheila On 7
---Siapa atau Apa ek?..biarlah rahsia...hik..bodola yg bagi soklan ni..dah sah2 BIGGEST SECRET...lagi mau tanya..cit

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

EVA THE DIVA!...

FARA lahanat sgt kan!!..smalam aku lunchie2 ngan family aku...FIFI..FARA..BABY..n Mak..citer pasal rambut keluar..sebab minah ni sibuk nak bega2 rambut dier lagik..aku rasa bulu penyapu pun lagi lembut dr rambut dier...bila citer rambut kuar..harus la rambut BABY jadik bahan lagik...MAK mmg tak suka rambut BABY tu..but i think it's cool..it's unique...supercool pun bley...mak suh die potong rambut pendek mcm aku.."ELOK" katanya..aku cam.aiyooooooooooo I HATE MY HAIR ok..tiba2 FARA wat lawak..dier tk ske cadangan mak aku tu..so dier backup la BABY.."ni cantik pe.." kata FARA

"Ni la EVA THE DIVA!"..kata FARA LAGIK

LOLLLL

Ketawa pakcik dlm hati...punya la azab aku nak tahan gelak sambil makan nasik depan mak masa tu..aku tepaksa cubit peha aku kuat2..sebab nak tahan gelak..ya ampun..lahanat tau FARA..hanjeng...aku makan nasik pun tak tentu arah..serius aku gigih tahan gelak...adoi...macam2.....

Monday, November 19, 2007

FREAK SHOW..

He's so lucky, he's a star
But he cry, cry, cries in his lonely heart, thinking
If there's nothing missing in my life
Then why do these tears come at night

LOLL..lahanat kan.. tang 'lucky' ngan 'Star' tu..very the IMAH LENGGOK punya style kan.. but what can i say.. aku lama tk update.. sebab tkde bende yg menarik pun happen..melainkan tgh mental gilerr ni.. sebab melayan sunyi...tensi dow...tapi tk clearkan sawang2 yg ada la kan.. mrasa la aku nak carut satu kapel ni...hik

Bollywood In The Bus..

Aku masa tu kat stesen lrt CEMPAKA...(tpt bertemu nya para2 PLU utk tgk sama ada chatters tu meletup atau tk.. kalau hensem bwak balik.. kalau hazab..naik tren balik..LOLL)..pengalaman sapa? tatau..Masa tgh tunggu bas ni.. ada la satu kapel KellyNg ni.. sorunk bersari bunga melur bagai.. cantik uols.. sorunk lagi feeling2 Rajnikanth katanya.. tk payah la describe.. tgh tunggu bas tu.. sempat bergaduh sundal...high pitch at it best la.. si pompuan tu.. aku dgn muka menyampah tkleh cover.. terus tunggu bas jauh sikit.. bau2 melur campur...ala2 minyak MBR...sangat menyakitkan hidung.. dah la baru baik lelah..tk pasal2 dtg balik..Itupun masih leh dgr sore dorunk bertekak..aiyoo drama queen..yg laki pun tknk kalah ni.. nasib baik tkde minyak tanah.. kalau tk ada yg mati terbakar.. uols tau la dey ols ni suke bakar2 org kan.. mentang2lah set arang.. aiyoo sakan betul aku mencarut kan...hik.

Makin lama..makin reda.. Bas pun sampai... i was like.. Finally kan.. paranoia level ke brapa tatau dah..

Malangnya nasib.. Kapel tu pun naik bas yg sama.. tapi pegang2 tgn plak ni kan.. duduk tepi pintu.. so leh nampak jugak la.. even tknk tgk pun.. coz they're just one hell of a FREAK show...*matila caps..

Tiba2 makin mesra pulak.. terkekekkek..seseko.. pegang2 tangan..terlentok lentik menggeletis haktuii lah..aku terus wat hal sendiri men games..dlm bas tu sunyi je.. sebab last bas..tgh malam..org lik keje ke...org penat berembak ke tataw la.. so sumer cam senyap je kan.. tiba2 aku dgr satu bunyik...yg membuatkan aku rasa.. "owh ok..this is gonna be a long trip"..bley....aku dgr bunyik org humming...lagu pe tatau..carik2.. dtg dr kapel tu..aiyoooooooooooo...dr laki tu.. sambil pompuan tu dok terlentok kat bahu dier senyum2...mcm bersemut muka aku weh..and it's getting worse ok... dier menyanyi.. tak la kuat..ala2 whispering gitu..tapi aku leh dgr la..mcm lahanat tak..tiba2 pompuan tu nyanyi sekali.. aku mcm.. AIYOHH KENAPA LA KORUNK TAK GOLEK2 KE BAWAH TANGGA BAS TERUS SUNDALAYA.. kejikkkkkkkk lahanatttttttt..
aku dah menyumpah2 dlm hati dah..

Beberapa minit..terasa mcm berjam jam aku dlm bast..last2 sampai la tmn putra.. god.. THANK GOD...:P.. NOIA GILE...ish..